I got this message at least five times today:
Having to read this for the fifth time, I was just asking myself what sense do these couple of sentences make.
"Oracle forums is experiencing technical difficulty."
So, what kind of a technical difficulty are you experiencing day by day since almost a month? Furthermore: how long is this going to last? Another month? Or two? Any ideas?
"We are aware of the issue and are working as quick as possible to correct the issue."
Hm, are you sure you are?
"Please try again in a few moments."
Well, I did but it still doesn't work.
"We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused."
Nice to know.
"To speak with an Oracle sales representative: 1.800.ORACLE1."
What should I tell him?
"To contact Oracle Corporate Headquarters from anywhere in the world: 1.650.506.7000."
I don't think they would want to talk to me.
"To get technical support in the United States: 1.800.633.0738."
Unfortunatelly, I belong to the rest of the world.
Guys, if this continues, I will never ever collect enogh points to become a guru.